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>be me
>be playing flappy bird
>stops and plays bouncing slime (Best game ever gaiz)
>flappy bird turns back on, me smack phone, it falls on apple
>its not flappy bird
>its flappy appy
>it looks like a mass murder apple
>shits self
>door gets knocked on
>gets up and yells "ALL RIGHT IM COMING, STOP FUCKING MY DOORBELL"
>Opened it and on the floor was a apple with wings and a stick on the buttom
>I is liek wadafuq
>flappy appy jumps up and raeps me
>me dun enjoy.
>he stops, shoves a bat up anus and runs
>bat is stuck, its nice
>dies from bat
When the police found this written paper at the crime scene, they were liek DAFUQ MANG
and they found an apple with wings and a stick flying on his iPhone 69, they were like wtf.